[Scene – the kitchen, not-so-early morning]
Person A: You look sleepy this morning.
Person B: Nah. Okay maybe. I’m trying to reset my sleep schedule so I wake up earlier than 9PM. I mean 9AM. I mean… you get the idea.
Person A: Yeah, I’m trying to reset my sleep schedule so I wake up in 2020.
Person B: I don’t want to sleep that long! What if I wake up in 2020 and it turns out we’re not in the darkest timeline after all. What if it’s some sort of darker-est timeline?
Person A: What don’t you understand about darkest? That’s the final darkest outcome! It can’t get any worse!
Person B: Don’t say that out loud! You’ll curse us!
[awkward laughter ensues and players go on their way]