To remedy the situation, please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh button, repeatedly until the page comes back up and/or your mouse shatters into millions of pieces.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. You can't get anywhere if you keep misspelling everything, you know. I don't care if creative spelling is the 'in' thing, nowadays, you have to spell URLs correctly to get anywhere on the internet.
- To check your connection settings, open your computer with a crowbar, and remove everything that vaguely resembles electronics. Now, fill the cavity with Pink Panther insulation and throw it in your attic.
- Your Network Administrator is an idiot, and Microsoft 0wnz0rs his @$$. However, Windows can examine your network settings and automatically screw everything up. if you haven't done so already. If you would like Windows to screw everything up, click
Screw Everything Up
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Some sites require Windows to blow more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows Blow Rate to determine what strength "Blow" you have installed. Also try switching to "Suck".
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If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
- Click the
Back button to try another link or just email me to report your stupidity.
Internet Exploder 0wnz0rs j00r @$$!!
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